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Quotable Kids

Preschoolers say the funniest things sometimes.  These are just a few of those moments I've had time to record. :D

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2-25-13

Posted by preschool.discovery on February 27, 2013 at 4:10 PM Comments comments (0)

At circle time,  KR raised her hand and shared that she had 3 new words to our Hh word list... hug, hump and horny. 

I wrote horns.  It was easier.


2-25-13

Posted by preschool.discovery on February 27, 2013 at 4:10 PM Comments comments (0)

Preschool quote of the day... "Do you want a poison berry or a ripe berry?" ~KR

These kids crack me up.

2-21-13

Posted by preschool.discovery on February 27, 2013 at 4:05 PM Comments comments (0)

Preschool quote of the day: "Snakes are beautiful, and they have a stomach." ~LP

2/11/13

Posted by preschool.discovery on February 13, 2013 at 12:20 AM Comments comments (0)

Preschool quote of the day while painting...

"My sister is a monkey of a person, and I'm a rat of a person."   ~KR

1/29/13

Posted by preschool.discovery on January 29, 2013 at 3:15 PM Comments comments (0)

"Do you like my pink bandaids?" Showing me the bandaids on her leg.  "It's cause somebody shot me."

~LR

1/24/13

Posted by preschool.discovery on January 24, 2013 at 1:55 PM Comments comments (0)

"My Mom MAKES me eat garlic.  I don't know why."

~LR

1/23/13

Posted by preschool.discovery on January 23, 2013 at 1:55 PM Comments comments (0)

"I'm a snow leapard!  I eat rabbits and then spit out their hair.  Yum!"

~CM

1/22/13

Posted by preschool.discovery on January 22, 2013 at 3:10 PM Comments comments (0)

"I'm hungry cause I have BIG feet."

~LR

1/15/13

Posted by preschool.discovery on January 15, 2013 at 4:10 PM Comments comments (0)

 

While pretending to be cheetahs... "Hot sauce makes me happy."

~LB.

I have no explanation. I almost asked, but then decided its better not to know sometimes.


1/9/13

Posted by preschool.discovery on January 13, 2013 at 4:15 PM Comments comments (0)

Preschool quote of the day (year? decade?): "I never, EVER make a mess. Can I have a squishy frog?"

~LR

1/9/13

Posted by preschool.discovery on January 12, 2013 at 4:20 PM Comments comments (0)

LR: "I'm not going to be a wife when I grow up."

Teacher: "Oh yeah. What are you going to be?"

LR: "Tinkerbell."

12/11/12

Posted by preschool.discovery on January 11, 2013 at 4:35 PM Comments comments (0)

Preschool quote of the day... "Maybe in your world. But not in the REAL world!"

~LB says to LR, while discussing whether the dog is a boy or girl.

11/16/12

Posted by preschool.discovery on January 10, 2013 at 5:30 PM Comments comments (0)

I had quite the conversation this morning with two of my preschoolers about eating worms...

One of the boys told me all about how you should take the skin off to remove the slime, and how to cook them.

Coincidentally, this was the same kiddo that went home yesterday because he was throwing up.

11/6/12

Posted by preschool.discovery on January 9, 2013 at 5:30 PM Comments comments (0)

Preschool quote of the day...

"Do you like my Dog? Her name is spatula." Holding up a stuffed dog.

~ LR

10/25/12

Posted by preschool.discovery on January 8, 2013 at 5:30 PM Comments comments (0)

Preschool quote of the day...

"My foot is cold cause I sneezed on it."

~CM

10/23/12

Posted by preschool.discovery on January 7, 2013 at 5:35 PM Comments comments (0)

Preschool quote of the day...

"Have you seen a Talked-agon. It's an octagon that can talk."

~LB

10/12/12

Posted by preschool.discovery on January 6, 2013 at 8:35 PM Comments comments (0)

"My Dad is gonna take me to California to buy bubble gum and cookies."

~LR

(We live in Oregon!) 

10/1/12

Posted by preschool.discovery on January 6, 2013 at 5:40 PM Comments comments (0)

Fire drill with my preschool this morning...

On the way back inside LB tells me, "When my smoke detector makes that noise at home, that means its dinner time."

She then informed us that her Dad is the "cooker."

6/11/12

Posted by preschool.discovery on January 5, 2013 at 5:45 PM Comments comments (0)

SM found a caterpillar outside, and after showing it to the other preschoolers she started to put it in the bug catcher and then loudly exclaimed, "it peed on me! It peed on me!"

Ohhhh, the giggles have taken over.


4/13/12

Posted by preschool.discovery on January 4, 2013 at 6:05 PM Comments comments (0)

I asked a 4 year old what she wanted for lunch today.

She said "tomatoes, carrots, apples and water." 

Love it!


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